1st day at school

So today was the first day back at school. I think it's going to a lot more difficult to keep this secret than I thought. First of all, I had to go to the bathroom 5 times today, and I almost fell asleep at lunch. And, the funniest part, was that today some students brought in traditional foods for extra credit. Well, this boy was passing out his cookies and talking about how he wasn't sure that they tasted very good. I had just taken a bite of the cookie and started feeling very nauseous. Well, the poor boy thought that his cookie made me feel that way! I'd really prefer to wait another 4 weeks before telling the general public and 6 weeks before telling my co-workers, but this secret is so hard to keep when it's such good news!